"In aesthetic terms, the female genitals are lurid in color, vagrant in contour, and architecturally incoherent."
-Camille Paglia
"I don't like the way emotions make me feel." -John Gosselin
"Her ass [Kim Kardashian's] looks like cottage cheese in a garbage bag." -Paris Hilton
"Put a beggar on a horse and he'll beat it to death, put Perez Hilton on one and he'll try and suck its dick. "
-Perez Hilton
"If a society is to preserve stability and a degree of continuity, it must learn how to keep its adolescents from imposing their tastes, values, and fantasies on everyday life." - Eric Hoffer
"The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative." -Winston Churchill
"Brave men tell the truth. The wise mans tools are analogies and puzzles." -Royksopp
"In that case, liars are to fools as fires are to pools." -J.P. Fischer
"The glass is half full, it's just that it's filled with poison." -Woody Allen
"Don't worry if I do lines, I bounce checks." -Christy Schaar
"Art is either plagiarism or revolution." -Paul Gauguin
"Dude!" -SoCal
“To be a master of metaphor is a sign of genius, since a good metaphor implies intuitive perception of the similarity in dissimilars.” -Aristotle