... down a hole.

Oops, I did it again.
I wrote a shit poem
After drinking some gin.
As long as you’re here
I should let you all know,
You’ve wasted your time
On a poem that blows.

Don’t let it be said
I’m a bastard, instead,
Think of it more like this:
Because you clicked Oops
Before taking a poop,
The best is yet to come.

For if you feel you’ll explode
Unless you unload
Your crap in a receptacle hole,
That's exactly the feeling
I get when I’m dreaming
Of shit that's filthy, yet droll.

-JPF