Mortal words of Mr. Fischer
"My writing's like yoga, to get the benefit one has to relax into the stretch, resistance may cause injury."
"It's hard to recognize bad taste while enjoying a shit sandwich, as it's equally hard to identify good taste while starving to death."
"I'd love a chance to practice humility in the face of widespread admiration and praise, to indulge in the restrained eagerness of a child burning to tell a secret."
"Beauty is like a preservative, it seems to prevent a natural decay of civility and the spoiling of ones game."
"I would gladly scramble atop a hill to be struck by a lightning bolt of inspiration. Presently, there aren't any clouds in the sky."
"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, well, that's fooling me again."
"Capitalists know the price of everything and the value of nothing." (taking liberty with Wilde's seed)
"The problem with a well baited hook is having to eat the fish."
"Life's just something one does before they die."
"Money, best directed by the hands of lazy men yet unlikely to find its way there ."
"Women's rights may be temporary, but ugly, that's forever."
"I pick my nose, eat my boogers, flick them and wipe them on things. A busy man has no time for shame."
"Genius has been a wrapped yet empty present left for a child on Christmas morning."