... down a hole.
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Fall- by JPF
This was my first foray into story, age 14, submitted as a creative writing assignment in 10th grade English. I was accused of plagiarism, the reason being that it was "too complete." Of course I took this as a compliment, telling the teacher to "lick my balls with slow and deliberate strokes as if savoring an ice-cream cone while suffering a tooth ache."
WARNING: This story is rated G
WARNING: This story is rated G