"If one controls distribution, they can crap in buckets and sell 'em as triple-fudge brownie." -Walmart CEO
"I squat on the shoulders of giants, sharte on their crowns and mash in their minds." -Bernard of Shartes
"Wisdom is like defecation in the woods, enjoyed by maggots, forgotten by men." -Henry David Thoreau
"Black chicks love dump trucks." -Dave Chappelle
"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk beside me, in fact, get the fuck away from me." -Albert Camus
"Shit, my chopsticks!" -Genghis Khan