... down a hole.

There once was a boy from Awfu©it,
He'd drop his short[z] and tell a miss, "suck it."
If she fell for his grin,
He'd unload on her chin,
And say "now then, go back to your tuffet!"
                                                                                        
 -JPF

                                    :: I love limericks, do you love them too?