... down a hole.

We're sorry SWPL, even though post-modern stereotypes are enjoyed by many they also cause people of whiteness to feel existential loneliness, something they hate. 

No, the one thing white people still like the most, right next to ANYTHING that provides "closure," is the band Journey. 

For a white person, being drunk and hearing Journey come on is even better than being on cocaine. 

Also, when in public it is considered socially acceptable for a white person to say "WHAT?, you don't like journey?," to a person of another race, especially Filipinos.  This is not the case with cocaine. 

Any time a white person can question someones tastes with impunity they are very pleased, this is especially true if that special someone is in a position of authority or has a higher income.     

White people usually reserve sentimentality for the death of their pets and the Christmas season but make an exception for Journey.  Listening to Journey reminds white people of the 'good ole days,' and is one of the few times that 'dancing like a white person' does not make them feel self conscious.   

It is every white persons dream to be able to hire Journey for a theme party or their 2nd wedding.  If a white person is wealthy enough to hire journey for their party they will do so matter-of-factly, even though it is one of the most significant events of their life. 

This is because white people do not like to appear overly enthusiastic as they feel other white people will view them as desperate or needy, both deplorable traits in the white community. 

Even though white people loved Michael Jackson because he could sing and dance very well and didn't make them uneasy by mentioning "black issues," the despair that white people will feel at the eventual demise of Journey will be far greater, they will never bring this up however since it is not politically cogent.

Play this song at the end of the night and be assured that Whitey will be happier than an Oriental in a karaoke bar.  Believe it.
                                                                                                                -JPF