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Life may be like a box of chocolates 06/02/2009
 But sex appeal, evidently, is like a rock-hard popsicle. Now, I say the following without the slightest hint of exaggeration and in a tone of the utmost sincerity: if there has ever been, in the history of the world, such a thoroughly satisfying monument to a man's ego as what you see here, I will lick one, s-l-o-w-l-y. To merely conceive of 1 million women simultaneously and lustfully, licking my likeness is more awesomeness than there are adequate words. Unfortunately, for most men this is but a dream, but as you can see for James Bond, aka Daniel "the man" Craig, it's total fucking reality... CommentsLeave a Reply |  J.P. Fischer
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